Christopher Hitchens is back with a mean-spirited, more accurately, vile attack on another one of his demon du jours. Consider his recent article in Slate.com on Jerry Falwell. Hitchens is not content to critically articulate and analyze the abundant evidence of Falwell’s negative impact on American society. No, Hitchens rails unrestrained against Falwell’s poisonous influence in American political and constitutional culture, especially Falwell’s relatively successful broadsides against the valuable constitutional doctrine of the separation of church and state. Inexplicably, Hitchens seems compelled to smother his arguments in venomous rhetoric. Ultimately, Hitchens spews forth odious, vulgar bile overwhelming the senses of even those who agree sometimes with some of his substantive judgments.
In his Slate piece, one needn’t move much past the first sentence to experience an inchoate queasiness: “The discovery of the carcass of Jerry Falwell on the floor of an obscure office in Virginia has almost zero significance, except perhaps for two categories of the species labeled “credulous idiot.” Hitchens, of course, deliberately used “carcass” rather than “body” despite the former image conveying nothing more than Hitchens bile. Further, Hitchens goes nuclear when discussing the term “reverend.” His depiction of an imaginary enemy “Rev. Jim-Bob Vermin” tars an entire subculture whom he considers to be unintelligent, culturally depraved individuals because either they use the term “Rev.” or name their kids “Jim-Bob.” How can America survive such dreadful vermin? Hitchens does consider the possibility that some of these incredulous idiots are “so stupid and uncultured that [they] may perhaps be forgiven.” Thanks for the absolution Reverend Hitchens.
When Hitchens is not demeaning those in our culture who favor such hideous (from Histhens’ perspective) names as “Billy Bob Thorton,” for example, he denigrates Falwell’s support of “the most thuggish and demented Israeli settler[s].” For Hitchens, I suppose, calling these Israelis settlers immoral is too weak, or perhaps disturbingly euphemistic. With religious vigor Hitchens piles the coals of intellectually empty phrases until their odious fumes makes one weary of ever muddling through his brief but, nonetheless cavernous, article.
Hitchens out does even his own religious bigotry as displayed in his
tempered phrase “religious-fascism” in contradistinction to the more inflammatory barb “Islamo-fascism” when he insists “All bigots and frauds are brothers under the skin.” What can that possibly mean? Perhaps it means that “bigots” and “frauds” are synonyms? No. Maybe he means that there’s a family relationship between all bigots and frauds? Thanks but no thanks Ludwig Wittenstein. Something stronger seems intended, but exactly what is unclear. Does Mr. Hitchens suggest that there are no distinctions to be made between the class of all bigots, on the one hand, and the class of all frauds, on the other, or between the two classes of bigots and frauds? Or does Hitchens portend something even more sinister? How do we break into Mr. Hitchens solipsistic fortification to even venture a guess? Maybe his radically implausible generalization is merely a rhetorical expression of Mr. Hitchens bile.
Ultimately, Mr. Hicthens condemns Reverend Fallwell for setting out “to puddle his sausage-sized fingers into the intimate arrangements of people who had done no harm.” Ouch! I just self-consciously glanced at the thickness of my fingers. That aside, asserting that homosexuals, if that is one of groups to which Hitchens refers, do no harm is question-begging in the extreme. According to which sense of “harm”? Legions of philosophers and public intellectuals going back at least to J.S. Mill and Sir James Fitszjames Stephen to H.L.A.Hart, Patrick Devlin and Ronald Dworkin, not to mention philosopher Joel Feinberg’s comprehensive, if somewhat ponderous, work of harm and offensiveness, have written thousands of words on the question of whether so-called “self-regarding” conduct” is subject to the same constraints as so-called “other-regarding” conduct and just what the relationship is between harming others, harming oneself, and the lesser damage of offending one or the other. But Reverend Hitchens can settle the matter with a mere seventeen words.
Whoops, my apologies for referring to Mr. Hitchens as Reverend Hitchens. How thoughtless of me! But if charged with using his hated term “reverend” against Mr. Hitchens I’d fall upon the mercy of the cultural court and simply say I sometimes have trouble distinguishing the closed-minded dismissiveness of certain religious types and Mr. Hitchens’ solipsism. Perhaps I can say all closed-minded people–religious zealots and irreligious ones–are “brothers under the skin.”
As any self-respecting solipsism, Hitchens’ solipsism knows no bounds. I recall the following incident when Hitchens still understood what rational argument was, if only barely, or so it seemed. On CNN’s Crossfire, Hitchens made some interesting, but controversial point and assured his hosts and the audience that he could back it up with evidence if anyone in the listening audience had an interest. I should have known better, but I took the bait. I wrote to him and asked for the “evidence. ” He sent me a raft of opinion pieces by guess who? Christopher Hitchens. Great sense of evidence! Hitchens can provide evidence for his opinions by appealing to–you guessed it–more of his own opinions. Wittgenstein must have had Hitchens in mind when he warned against trying to support claims in today’s newspaper by appealing to another copy of the same paper. One supposes that in Mr. Hitchens’ solipsistic delusion only his own pronouncements have any conceptual or epistemic value. And so it goes. But why does Slate, a fabulous online journal, need to regularly impose his delusions on us? 
There are public intellectuals such as Robert Bork, Noam Chomsky, Ronald Dworkin, Richard Falk, Stanley Fish, Richard Posner, Richard Rorty, Charles Taylor, Roberto Unger, Alan Wolfe, Cornell West, Gordon Wood, and Howard Zinn, to name some of my favorites who are, for the most part, bile-free. They present forceful, thoughtful arguments, often in noticeably different ways, concerning important issues in law, politics and culture. You will agree with some things they say and not others. And I doubt that all readers will agree on which things to agree with and which to discard. What distinguishes them from Hitchens, is that his overflowing bile, as illustrated in the Slate piece, seeps through every word he pens. As someone such as myself, determined to see political and cultural discourse exorcise gratuitous contentiousness and an assortment of other impediments to civilized conversation, I cannot fathom why Hitchens prefers expressions of bile to powerful arguments. Just what makes Hitchens the way he is?
In the film Tombstone–check it out, if you’re partial to myths about the law man Wyatt Earp’s clash with the gang called “the Cowboys,” one of the first instances of organized crime in the West–Wyatt Earp asks the ailing Doc Holiday what makes Johnny Ringo, a notorious, accomplished, murderous gunslinger, the way he is. Holiday replies “Revenge.” Incredulously, Earp presses Holiday “Revenge, for what? Cryptically, Holiday whispers “For being born.”
What explains Hitchens predilection for demonization, his intense despising anger, and his exaggerated rudeness? Why do vitriol, invective, and ad hominen attacks replace solid, reasoned, if less sensational, arguments? Why is Hitchens more disposed to ranting tirades than a cooperative effort to understand the full dimensions of the issues that divide us? Wild speculation is unhelpful here. No one, but Hitchens and maybe not even Hitchens, knows for certain. But former admirers of Hitchens, of which I count myself one, can only implore him to reform, if that is still possible. If he continues to choose insult and denigration over analysis, his once powerful intellect will be transmogrified into little more than a marginalized curiosity. Rather than delight at a new Hitchens piece, readers will quickly turn the page.